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Party In the Bureaucra--SA

A Remix to Miley Cyrus' "Party in the USA"

 

I hopped off the plane at the capitol

With a thought and a big ol-grin

Welcome to the land of debate excess,

Am I gonna get in? 

 

Jumped in the cab--

Inet meeting for the first time

Look to the right and I see Bureaucracy sign

This is all so crazy

Everybody seems so nameless 

 

The times turnin and it’s gettin kinda hectic

Too much censure and their powerless,

That's when the taxing man turned on the inferno

and a Health Department song was on

and the Energy Department song was on

and the Commerce Department song was on

  

CHORUS:

So the noise went up

They’re playing the Bureaucracy song,

Guidelines fly away

Noddin’ their heads like yeah

While movin their lips like nah,

Noise level went up,

They’re playin the Bureaucracy song

I know there’s gonna be a K.I.A

Yeah, It's a party in the Bureaucra--SA

Yeah, It's a party in the Bureaucra—SA 

 

Get to the top with the taxing man

Everybody's lookin at me now

Like “where’s the checks, that’s blockin fits?

Its gotta be outta bounds” 

 

So hard with our laws not around them

Its definitely not a Founder’s party

Cause’ all they see are more papers, oh

Guess DOD never got the memo 

 

The times turnin and it’s gettin kinda hectic

Too much censure and their powerless,

That's when the President dropped in with another tune

and a Labor Department song was on

and the State Department song was on

and the Agriculture Department song was on 

 

CHORUS:

So the noise went up

They’re playing the Bureaucracy song,

Guidelines fly away

Noddin’ their heads like yeah

While movin their lips like nah,

Noise level went up,

They’re playin the Bureaucracy song

I know there’s gonna be a K.I.A

Yeah, It's a party in the Bureaucra--SA

Yeah, It's a party in the Bureaucra—SA 

 

Feel like I’m hoppin' in a fight

Back to crazy town tonight

Something adds to it everytime

D.C. plays the song and they feel uptight!

  

CHORUS:

So the noise went up

They’re playing the Bureaucracy song,

Guidelines fly away

Noddin’ their heads like yeah

While movin their lips like nah,

Noise level went up,

They’re playin the Bureaucracy song

I know there’s gonna be a K.I.A

Yeah, It's a party in the Bureaucra--SA

Yeah, It's a party in the Bureaucra—SA 

 

So the noise went up

They’re playing the Bureaucracy song,

Guidelines fly away

Noddin’ their heads like yeah

While movin their lips like nah,

Noise level went up,

They’re playin the Bureaucracy song

I know there’s gonna be a K.I.A

Yeah, It's a party in the Bureaucra--SA

Yeah, It's a party in the Bureaucra—SA

 

The Bureaucracy may not be a party all the time, but it is a trip to "crazy town," for each individual department has lots of sub departments that work to fulfill the goal of the department overall.

  

Take a look at how crazy just a few departments get.

 

Department of Labor

http://www.dol.gov/dol/aboutdol/orgchart.htm

 

 

Department of Commerce

http://www.commerce.gov/About_Us/index.htm

 

Department of Agriculture

http://www.usda.gov/img/content/agencyworkflow.jpg

 

Department of the Interior

http://www.doi.gov/secretary/officials_orgchart.html

 

Department of the State

http://www.state.gov/r/pa/ei/rls/dos/99494.htm

 

Department of Defense

http://odam.defense.gov/omp/pubs/GuideBook/ToC.htm

 

Department of Homeland Security

http://www.dhs.gov/xabout/structure/editorial_0644.shtm

 

Now add all these crazy department divisions up and take a look at how it gets even crazier. Each department has its own subcategories, but then all the departments are a part of each other. Take all these crazy organization charts and see what it looks like in one department, the Department of Homeland Security.

 

All Added Up...

http://grantwritingusa.com/images/hsorg.jpg

 

 

 

 

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