Interesting Facts:
Look what happens when an American President gets elected in a year with a "0"at the end.
1840: William Henry Harrison (Wing) (died in office)
1860: Abraham Lincoln (Republican) (assassinated)
1880: James A. Garfield (Republican) (assassinated)
1900: William McKinley (Republican) (assassinated)
1920: Warren G. Harding (Republican) (died in office)
1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (Democrat) (died in office)
1960: John F. Kennedy (Democrat) (assassinated)
1980: Ronald Reagan (Republican)(survived assassination attempt)
2000: George W. Bush (Republican) murdered thousands of innocent people in Afghan & Iraqi wars
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker.......
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Creepy huh?
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Mr. Bush, repeat after me: I do solemnly swear...
- "I do solemonemoney swear..."
- that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States
- "... that I will fatally execute the official President of the United States..."
- and will to the best of my ability
- "... and will to the best of my abli-tilly ..."
- preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States
- "... preservect defenestrate the United ... the Constitual ... the ... um ... of America."
- So help me God.
- "So help me. So help my dog. Oh, God, is it over?"
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
Will have awesome gadjets
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Comments (4)
mberry said
at 3:07 pm on Nov 5, 2009
Need to cite this stuff!
Jason said
at 10:39 pm on Nov 5, 2009
lol um maybe you should let people know that the whole Bush oath isn't real...or atleast I don't think it is O_o
Zach Mulder said
at 7:54 am on Nov 6, 2009
What do these have to do with the Presidency.....? About the men and women....?
Zach Mulder said
at 7:55 am on Nov 6, 2009
About Jason's thing.... possibly put up a video?
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